In less than an hour, I will have been in this stinkin' office for 12 hours.

I am now going home.

Not because I am done with my mountain of work (agggggghhhh, employee reviews!!!), but because my right eye burns like a motherfucker on fire and it'll mess with my rushing home to do nothing but watch CSI and poke the cats.

Can't have that now, can we?
Hell nah.

Tonight's a Heineken night. Fuck the gym.